Corn fields and much more

• bottled water costs $1.25 a liter (it's more expensive than gas).
• people's favorite hobby is lawn mowing.
• a small town has a garage, a post office and three churches.
• there is one dead animal per mile on the road, anything of the size between chipmunk and deer.
• a family has three working and ten not-so-working cars on their yard.
• the accent of a native speaker is impossible to understand.
• for a native speaker it is impossible to understand our accent.
• a house has two dogs, one smaller and one bigger. Both bark equally loudly.
• drivers are considerate and careful.
• roadsides are heavily littered.
• campers' age is around 60.